I just accidentally sliced into my right middle finger while cutting onions. It didn't really hurt more than a paper cut, but a few moments after the cut, I blacked out and was convulsing on the kitchen floor. Not sure, but I think I had a seizure. I don't think my roommates heard and it couldn't have been more than a few seconds, but I just felt my body bang up against the cabinets and I had no sense of time or where I was. When it stopped, it took a few seconds for me to realize where I was and what had happened. Everything was so still. My head is still woozy and light, and I'm sweating nonstop. This is scary.
"I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."