Ozzy bby ❤️
Don’t worry this isn’t a love note, it’s a thank you note. Figures I make your bday about me haha.
So thank you b. Thanks for being so real, and surprisingly patient, and sometimes sweet, and for making me feel special for just being me.
You don’t treat me like some prize to be won, or like some soulmate who’s supposed to make you whole. You treat me like a human being that you can admit you’re attracted to like it’s simply a fact, and I kinda fuck with that. A lot. I test you without realizing, and you always dodge every turn because you’re so above it. Bless your patience.
I can’t say what I really feel for you because, you’re right, we literally just met. ALSO, I can’t even remember if your face is cute or not 🙄. But if you left this much of an impression on me just with one meet up, a bitch can hypothesize a shit ton. Trust me, I am very self aware, just lacking in self control 🙃. The best and worst part is that you never even have to try. I’m literally having one-sided dialogues right and left. Fuck👏you👏. Either way, you are something surprisingly consistent in the chaos of my manic pixie facade: an endearing asshole, nothing else, nothing less. And I dig it. Hard.
You may be someone I want currently, and that can change, but your honesty and no bullshit personality is something I didn’t know I needed to experience, and I have a feeling that will stick with me long after I block your ass 💋
Happy Birthday babe 😘✨
Hope you’re getting shitfaced right now so you aren’t rolling your eyes too hard ❤️
Love & hate,
"I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."